She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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