my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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