If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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