It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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