Dual....:-)
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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