oh god the rape fog is back!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.