You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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