i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
