I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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