the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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