why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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