Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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