So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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