we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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