Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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