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• (914): View more from New York

  ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning

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  how does that even happen??

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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• (818): View more from California

  he made a bald eagle out of coke lines

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• (760): View more from California

  Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  "Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.

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