were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?