Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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