Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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