Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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