we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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