he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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