Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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