have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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