I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I'm always down for nudity.
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