Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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