3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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