But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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