pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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