Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I intend to get homeless drunk
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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