After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just found puke in my bra..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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