i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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