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people are starting to question the shark bite story
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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