Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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