I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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