so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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