this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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