to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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