she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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