talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's Friday. Sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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