Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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