Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ugly people sure do ruin things
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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