Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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