Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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