In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
