PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
