You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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