Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
