Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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