I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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