remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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