Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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