after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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