i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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