Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
They have beer where we have blood.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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