I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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