Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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