Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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