I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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