If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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