best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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