I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
